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Top this for a speeding ticket

Last post 03-14-2008 9:40 AM by Dave. 3 replies.
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  • 02-20-2008 10:46 PM

    Top this for a speeding ticket

     Top this for a speeding ticket: Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, North of MCAS Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching near the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and turned off.

    Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked onto a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location. Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander. Back came a reply in true USMC style:

     Thank you for the message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air to ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment. Fortunately the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar was destroyed. Thank you for your concerns.

    Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in
    the world. But, our Marines and Service Men and Woman don't have that
    problem." -- Ronald Reagan
  • 03-04-2008 8:35 PM In reply to

    Re: Top this for a speeding ticket

    Now who says Marines "don't play well with others"?  Enjoyed the humor very much.
    100s of starfish are beached & will perish if not returned to the sea. A man sees another tossing starfish into the surf & says: won't matter, can’t save ‘em all. The guy just throws another into the tide replying, it made a difference to that one.
  • 03-14-2008 9:39 AM In reply to

    • Dave
    • Top 150 Contributor
    • Joined on 02-14-2008
    • West Allis, WI
    • Posts 33

    Re: Top this for a speeding ticket

    LOL!!!  That is hilarious!  Who sata the Marines don't play well with others?

     Dace

  • 03-14-2008 9:40 AM In reply to

    • Dave
    • Top 150 Contributor
    • Joined on 02-14-2008
    • West Allis, WI
    • Posts 33

    Re: Top this for a speeding ticket

    LOL!!  That is good!  Like a-mom said, "who said the Marines don't play well with others"?

    Dave

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