This came from Billybandit from the New York Football Forum
« on: August 18, 2009, 06:09:25 PM » 
I found this post to be too funny!!
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I think there should be a group of mild manner men that rate the trash talking on this site. You shouldn't be able to post until you win some games and actually make some plays to help your TEAM WIN. If you do not meet certain requirements you should be banned from the trash talking arena and limited to Public Service Announcements only.

I think instant disqualifiers should be:
If you have more than 5 semipro uniforms in your closet because every team you left sucks, NO TRASH TALK.
I think you shouldn't have a self appointed nick name that doesn't suit your game, like killer or hitstick, NO TRASH TALK.
I also think if you can make excuses after every time your team takes a L, NO TRASH TALK.

In case you have a hard time pointing these guys out here are some additional tips:
The guy who comes on the net and struggles to make sense, ever. SILLY TRASH TALKER
The guy who yells all game while his team is losing, talking about the big play HE made. SILLY TRASH TALKER
Last but not least. my personal favorite talks about himself in the third person. "Killer is going to have a big game today". SILLY TRASH TALKER

If any of these tips helps identify the Semipro Cellar Dweller in your midst then we have done our job.