Helen is thirty seven years old and lives in Scotland. She first took up the strange hobby of supporting soldiers in the late 80s, when the soldier who stayed in her college dorm room (er, she wasn't also staying there) to help in the aftermath of the Lockerbie air terror attack wrote "you will never know how much the ordinary, everyday things mean when you are dealing with Hell". She wishes she could say she was interested in quantum physics and Russian literature, but, sadly, she can't. She talks about herself in the third person, which is possibly just the start of her oddness. She hopes nobody reads this.