New Direction for any war:  Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing bass-ackwards.  Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys.  You ...

A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, 'Judy..Judy...' 'Is that you, Abby?' 'Yes, I've come back ...

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.   Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.   For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your ...

You are just about finished!!! oh my.  I am barely getting started.  LOL  <glares at Jetakai> and now I have another one to do.  50.  oh my.

Aww, hugs sweetie.  This is weird, I usually just pick up the phone or walk over. Can I go on a cruise now! 

LOL guys, put me in the one brain category, but I didn't quite make it.  I thought someone was going to try to ship like china to the troops and I was like, what?  Yikes! 

<smacks her hand to her head>  You might check out a cruise ship too.  (since I cruise I can't believe this didn't come to my mind first).  Get on Carnivals site and look at their specials.  Most cruise lines require that you pay off your cruise 90 days before you go, so between 90 days and the actual sail date, ...

Real prices Just in case you are missing the prices back home:  People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were to take the $0.30, $0.40 per gallon tax off at the pump)! Obviously others need a little convincing. So the article in this ...

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft. Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no ...

Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, " Ma'am, you had twins -- a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in ...